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精选愚人节整人短信(英文版)

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神知道你口渴,创造了水,神知道你饿,创造了米,神知道你没有一个可爱的朋友,所以创造了我,然而神也知道这世上没有笨蛋,顺便创造了你。
God knows you are thirsty, creating a water, God knows you hungry, creating meters, God knows you have a lovely friends, so I created, but God knows no idiot in the world, the way you created.
有人对我说:“你聪明的象猪”我听后便大怒!!我是了解你的!!这样的侮辱!简直太对不起猪了!
Someone said to me: "you're smart like a pig" I listen to bate!! I know you!! such an insult! Too sorry pig!
唐僧带三个徒弟稍做休息时,唐僧到猪八戒近前看后愤然道:“你这猪头,居然还有闲情看短信息!”
Tang Seng took three disciple to slightly do the rest, Tang Seng to the pig eight quit near look after angrily: "you this PigHead, incredibly still have the leisure to see message!"
请走到最近的电线杆前面,对着上面的野广告大声说“我的病有救了”
Please go to the nearest telephone pole ahead, at the top of advertisement loudly say "I ill be saved"
昨天晚上我做了个梦,梦见你掉进了臭粪坑,爬上后你竟说:到底是生了个好时代,连粪坑也香喷喷。
I had a dream last night, dream of you fell into a stinking cesspool, climb after you have said: what is born for a good times, even cesspit also fragrant.
正在删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯...
Deleting all mail list information will be lost please wait...
追你追你我追你,就象猎人追狐狸;亲你亲你我亲你,就象老汉啃玉米。
Chase you chase you I chase you, like the hunter traced a fox; dear you dear you my dear you, just like the old man eating corn.
八戒遇月老问:靠!月老!为何让我跟高家玉兰分离。月老道:她是人,你是妖,我怕你们的孩子生出是人妖
Eight quit when asked by matchmaker matchmaker:!! why let me tell Gaogu YuLan separation. Joking way: she is a person, you are a demon, I am afraid your children born is a hybrid
下班就回家的是穷鬼,9点回家的是酒鬼,11点回家的是色鬼,2-3点回家的是赌鬼,不回家的是野鬼!
Work on the home is poor, 9 home is a drunkard, 11 home is a sex maniac, 2-3 home is a gambler, home is a wild ghost!
风流潇洒是帅哥,一呼百应是大哥,出租司机是的哥,看短信的是PIG.
Graceful but not showy is handsome, a hundred responses to a hundreds is the eldest brother, the taxi driver is the elder brother, see a message is PIG.

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